It's a sad day...

Hooters calls it quits
All is not totally lost as the airline will continue to run private charters out of Winston Salem, N.C. but regular service will cease April 17th. And me never having flown on it, the horror!

In honor of the greatest airline in the history of the world I present to you The Top 11 Differences on Hooters Airlines...

11. Seats and tray tables aren't the only thing in an upright and locked position.
10. "Layovers" not necessarily a bad thing now.
9. Wood detectors now installed at all gates.
8. New flight attendant job description has a "maximum IQ" requirement.
7. "You can now see the Grand Canyon to your left, if you can manage to pry your eyes off the flight attendant for five friggin' seconds."
6. "The captain has turned off the 'Fasten bra straps' sign. The flight attendants are now free to jiggle about the cabin."
5. Since when do they have a seat 38DD?
4. Passengers no longer complain about it being too cold in the cabin.
3. Male passengers pray for turbulence, especially during the beverage service.
2. "Should there be a loss in cabin pressure, a plate of hot wings and a pitcher of Bud will drop from the ceiling, and Misty will sit on your lap while you watch 'SportsCenter' -- heck, if you're gonna go, might as well go in style."
1. Everywhere you look: Flotation devices!